Oh donna
You made me stand up
You made me sit down, donna
Sit down, donna
Sit down
You made stand up
Donna...

So say one and so say all
Say what you gotta say
Or don't say nothing at all
You been tossin' and turnin' through soft sticky...

I got me a job on the local paper
Everybody there thinks i'm nice
But they'd better look twice
`cos it isn't me
I wanna...

I went to a party at the local county jail
All the cons were dancing and the band began to wail
But the guys were indiscreet
...

I looked in the mirror
(what did you see looking at you?)
I saw a nine stone weakling
(what will you do?)
Dynamic tension...

One fine day i started writing home
One finds
It's so hard
To make it
It's gotta be the right time
It's gotta be the...

Hum drum days
And a hum drum ways
Hey kids, let me tell you how i met your mom
We were dancin' and romancin' at the senior...

Nobody sends me birthday cards
Nobody brings me flowers
I'm just here for operations
I've been out for hours
When i come...