Fluffy, furry buddy
Chewed his leg on the porch
Why'd you do it fluffy, on the porch?

Good dog...

I guess it's somethin' in my brain
I need whiskey to ease the pain
But it's early in the mornin'
And i'm...

Like a japanese cowboy or a brother on skates
Like a blizzard in georgia or a train runnin' late
I call out...

Biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo bow!

Mister richard smoker, you're a poopy poker
...

My dinner's on fire while she watches tv
And if you've ever wondered what it's like to be me
She takes all my...

Powder blue, powder blue
What can ya do, she's powder blue
Powder blue, powder blue
What can ya do, she's...

There's a sweater wearin', coat totin', boot footin'
Good lookin' man on town
There's a smooth-talkin', funny...

Slow four...one two three four...

Bless the father bless the son
Cross your heart 'cause you're the...